A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."


A whole gallon? I could only spare a lighter.
Posted by: Margaret | October 02, 2005 at 12:43 AM
Hehe. I've missed ya. You and Margaret both crack me up.
Posted by: Michelle | October 02, 2005 at 08:30 PM